Privacy Policy

1. What We Collect

We collect your email address when you subscribe. That's it. We are not the NSA. We are not your plug. We are a newsletter about weed optimization.

We also collect anonymized analytics data — page views, referrers, that kind of thing — so we know which strain review went viral. We do not sell this data. We barely even look at it.

2. What We Do Not Collect

We do not collect:

— Your strain preferences (though if you want to tell us, the inbox is open)
— Your T-break progress
— What you ate during your last session (we are guessing Flamin' Hot Cheetos)
— Your location, unless you are in a state where this is legal, in which case, hi neighbor

3. Cookies

We use a single cookie to remember you between visits. It does not know your name. It does not know your vibe. It is a very small, very humble cookie.

4. Third Parties

We use Google Analytics. Google knows everything already. We are just trying to keep up.

We use a backend API to process newsletter subscriptions. Your email lives there. It is boring there. The email is fine.

5. Your Rights

You have the right to unsubscribe at any time. You have the right to request deletion of your data. You have the right to remain lifted. Anything you toke can and will be used to fuel further optimization research.

6. Changes to This Policy

We may update this policy. If we do, we will change the effective date at the top. If you notice, you are more attentive than most of our subscribers, and we respect that.

7. Contact

Questions? Concerns? Unsolicited strain reviews? Send them to chief@tokemaxxing.com. We read everything. Eventually.